Gimme My Pizza Back!

Girl(s): Juliet Starling
Location: Juliet's Apartment, Oakland, CA.
Map: gm_highriseapartment_busyday
Mood: Annoyed
Girl's Size: Normal
Victim Size: Mini fig
Fatalities: 3
Resurrect Shift Count: 3
Tanks Filled and Shipped: 1

Staring:
Connie Marshall, Gen. Shepherd, Lt. Abigail
Vince Hale & Elizabeth Andalusia
Ethin James
Saida Hale
Kyle Carpio

Special Guest:
as himself (The Taco Server)

Agent of Chaos Season 2, Episode 3.1: "Connie is informed"

Juliet: HEY!!!! (Roman crosses her path and knocks her taco to the ground)
Roman: Sorry, I've gotta play darts. (Whips out his phone and calls Niko) HEYYYY NIKO!!! Wanna play darts!? How about bowling? We should do an American custom and go see a show!
Juliet: (Uses her shift to shrink Roman Belic down)
Roman: Whoh whoh!! What's the fucks going on! Krista!! I'm tiny!!
Juliet: And a perfict accessory for my purse! (lifts him up and puts her in her purse)
Roman: Pojeb sa!!
Juliet: You're such a funny man, too bad you had to tick off an angel ^^

-Inside Juliet's Purse-

Max Payne: Hey look, it's the new guy
Kit: So what'd you do to piss her off?
Roman: I stepped in front of her why trying to call my cousin. Where are we going?!!!
Max Payne: Who knows, so far were her new pets
Kit: Or a light snack (crosses her arms)
Roman: Oh krista!! She may have big titties, but I don't wanna be a pet or food! Let me out!! Let me out!!!
Max Payne: Relax, I've got a plan

-Later in Juliet's Apartment-

Juliet: Ahh (pulls the trio out of her purse and puts them in an empty aquarium), now you three behave yourselves while I cook up some food for myself ^^ (walks away)
Roman: Ohly krista! She's got nice big titties, big American titties! Oh I love this country!
Max Payne: (gives Roman a dummy slap)
Roman: Hey ow!! What was that for!?
Max Payne: You want to get to get out of here, don't you?
Roman: Well, yeah
Max Payne: (Climbs on some old hamster toys) Then let's get our asses moving!
Kit: The sooner I get back to normal, the better

-In Juliet's Kitchen-

Juliet: (Humming a song while pulling a pizza out of the oven)
Roman: Oh such a glorious ass! (staring at Juliet's booty)
Kit: Indeed
Roman: What? I can't help that I'm a man
Max Payne: Were going to swipe that pizza right from under her nose
Roman: WWWWwhat? Steal a giant's food? She's gonna put you on her pizza and eat you!
Max Payne: Hey, how else are we going to eat? We can't just hunt cockroaches
Roman: Oh, it would be sweet if we can ride them, at our size!
Kit: Ugh......disgusting

-Minutes later-

Juliet: (Slices the pizza) Ahh....I can't wait to play with my toys for a couple of hours........(deamon eyes form)......then squish them to death
Roman: *gulp*
Max Payne: This is our chance, I'm going to run over and grab a slice
Roman: You are eather brave or stupid.....eather way.....let's play darts some time!
Max Payne: Not now!! (sneaks up to the pizza and grabs a slice)
Juliet: What the? How did you escape......(notices Max running with the pizza).....gimme back my pizza!!! (raises a knife)
Max Payne: RUNN!!!!!
Roman: This is some really stupid shit
Kat: No shit Sherlock!
Juliet: (Stabs at Max, only to miss and instead stabs the pizza slice)
Max Payne: GAH!!! (falls to his face)
Juliet: Sooo, tiny. You decided to escape your playpen. Shame.....I was going to put all of you on my pizza as toppings
Roman: I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!! SHE'S GONNA EAT US ALL!!!! (runs around, arms flailing about)
Kat: (slaps Roman) Get a hold of yourself!
Juliet: (Grabs a glass and slams it on the counter to trap Max Payne)
Max Payne: Awww fuck me!
Juliet: (Grabs Roman)
Roman: GAHH!!! Don't eat me! I'll do anything. Please don't eat me! I can massage your big American titties!
Juliet: I have a better idea
Roman: Bowling? ^^'
Juliet: (Tosses Roman in the air)
Roman: Whoh, what the fuck!?
Juliet: (catches Roman and clenches her fists, then opens them up) Ugh.....now I gotta wash my hands now (walks to the kitchen sink)
Max Payne: I was expecting she'd stuff him in her cleavage and give him marshmallow hell
Kit: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit....(looks around and peaks out from behind the radio)
Juliet: Oh there you are (reaches to grab Kit)
Kit: GAH!!!! (tries to run away, but trips on the radio's power cord)
Juliet: (grabs Kit and puts her close to her face) I have a special place for you! (walks towards the pizza slice that Max Payne tried to steal and plops Kit into the cheese)
Kit: AHHHHH!!! HOLY FUCK!!!! IT'S HOT!!!!! AHHHH!!!
Juliet: Yum! (grabs the pizza slice)
Kit: No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Juliet: (Eats the pizza slice) That was yummy! ^^
Max Payne: ..........crap
Juliet: (Looks at Max Payne) Oh, and I'm not done with you yet (pulls out a knife and knocks over the glass and causing Max to fall onto his back)
Max Payne: Please, you're a nice lady.....don't do anything rash now (puts on a shameful pug face)
Juliet: Hmmmmmmm............nope! (stabs Max Payne)
Max Payne: GIAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHH!!! (Pulls out a bottle of pain pills and smiles) Pills! (Puts the bottle into his mouth and chugs some pills) UGHHHHHHH....... *dies*
Juliet: A pitty....*shrugs*....the good thing is (pats her belly) you won't remember (looks at Max Payne on the counter) a thing (looks at her hand) when this shift is over

-AoC HQ, Connie's Office-

Connie: I see everything is in working order (shuffles some papers around)
Lilith Aensland: Tea Elsa?
Elsa: No thanks, I'm fine ^^
Anna: Me too ^^
Lilith Aensland: I can say, you two did a wonderful job on your first shift ^^
Connie: Indeed they did. It's a good thing we saw them coming. Though I can't help picture the people's faces during that shift when you two sat on the Slottet
Elsa: I'd figure it needed some remodeling, can't exactly fit into it ^^
Anna: So we turned it into a nice sofa!
Ethin: Yeah!! You use that booty!!! (fits pumps the air)
All: (Looks at Ethin with a judging look)
Ethin: DON'T JUDGE ME!! GAWD!!!!!! (leaves the room)
Morrigan: That....was random
Anna: Oh, Mistress Connie. I got you this (hands Connie a package)
Connie: Oh? (takes the package and opens it. Pulls out an ushanka and The Extra Layer vest) Why thank you. These will come in handy when winter comes.
Elizabeth: How are the girls coming along Connie?
Connie: I've just entered them into the chaos angel database. Still puzzles me how more new angels are popping up
Vince: Same here luv
Elizabeth: That goes double for me
Connie: (strikes a thinking pose, and opens up Dante's after action report)
Elizabeth: Don't mind his sloppiness...he's.....new
Connie: I see (Reads Dante's AAR). "Fought against big meanie who was hurting Saida. Then the three left". (Puts down the paper) I hope Saida is alright and been given treatment for her injuries
Vince: She's fine, just added a bit of ointment on the wound and a band-aid. She's good as new ^^
Saida: Yep ^^. Oh and before I forget (walks up to Connie's desk and hands her a folder) Here's my after action report mistress
Connie: Thank you ^^ (takes the folder, opens it and begins to read it. Connie's face goes to a smile to a concerned look)
Vince: Something wrong?
Saida: I think, she's gotten to the part where I wrote down on Jarhead's new found abilities
Vince: You mean?
Connie: It's evident that they've acquired cosmic tec and it's energy
Elizabeth: By the ancients...

-WDF Secret Base on Angel Island, CA-

Lt. Abigail: I can't wait to go into the field when the bitch in black is on her giantess run. (Snaps her finger) Just grow to the same height and give her a little taste of medicine
Dr. Black: At ease Lieutentant. You'll have your fun when the experiments are fully done
Gen. Shepherd: I'll have our engineers work on the weapons for our titanesses
Lt. Abigail: Certanly enough to turn the tables against the bitch in black when I interrupt her little giantess run
Dr. Black: Don't underestimate her Lieutenant. With enough tests and training, you'll be on equal footing with her
Gen. Shepherd: Yes, it would be me the one chucking ETs onto a wall

-Meanwhile, outside Juliet's Apartment-

Max Payne: Aww man, what happened?
Roman: Ugh, I think I had bad taco
Stylesjl: (At his Taco Stand) Sorry bub, no refunds (Drives off in his taco mobile)
Kyle: Hey guys, are you alright?
Kit: No.....it feels like......I got a huge hang over
Roman: I gotta go back home....
Max Payne: My pills, where's my pills? MAH PILLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Louis: Pills here!
Max Payne: (Runs to Louis to snag some pills) MINE!!!!!
Louis: NO MINE!!!!
Max Payne: (Pulls harder) MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!
Kyle: Such an interesting group of people (strolls off, whistling to the tune of "Bridge over the River Kwai" into the sunset)

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Max Payne © Remedy Entertainment
Roman Bellic © Rockstar Games
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